Friday, October 16, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
cockroaches ad nauseum
there's roaches in my fridge, there's roaches in my fridge..
hi-ho-a-dairy-o there's roaches in my fridge.
what the fuck.
of all things, why my FRIDGE??!!!
the fridge is sacred. when you open it's door, a glow emanates from within, illuminating a treasure trove of life sustaining leftovers. and now, when i open the door, all i see in my mind's eye is a cockroach shaped blot on that high holy light.
ignorance is bliss. i know there are cockroaches everywhere in taiwan, probably in all the kitchens i've ever eaten in. but when i have to sleep, eat, breathe, and shower with them...i start to feel a bit edgy.
a bit strung out.
a bit neurotic.
and i start to go a little bit crazy.
hi-ho-a-dairy-o there's roaches in my fridge.
what the fuck.
of all things, why my FRIDGE??!!!
the fridge is sacred. when you open it's door, a glow emanates from within, illuminating a treasure trove of life sustaining leftovers. and now, when i open the door, all i see in my mind's eye is a cockroach shaped blot on that high holy light.
ignorance is bliss. i know there are cockroaches everywhere in taiwan, probably in all the kitchens i've ever eaten in. but when i have to sleep, eat, breathe, and shower with them...i start to feel a bit edgy.
a bit strung out.
a bit neurotic.
and i start to go a little bit crazy.
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